Worst Analogies

Here's a link that directs you to a site called The Lost Eyeball (wow) and contains 56 hilariously bad analogies written by actual high-school students.
I could do better!
http://www.losteyeball.com/index.php/2007/06/19/56-worstbest-analogies-of-high-school-students/

Here's another one (some are repeats):
http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/